Sunday, April 10, 2011

You Know You're in Treatment When...


My Sunday morning breakfast included a delicious lil' turkey sausage. I carefully cut my sausage, peppering the pieces to further enhance the meaty delight. A little too eager to indulge, I poked the sausage nib at such a velocity that it flew off of my plate, bouncing off of my chest and onto the carpet.


My table-mates chuckled. Aw, shucks!


"Not to worry!" exclaimed Pat, the PCA (food police/ table babysitter).


She ran to the kitchen.


A moment later, the head chef returned with a small bowl. Inside the bowl, hot off the grill, was a perfectly sliced turkey nib.


I was tempted not to eat it; I simply could not fit even another nib in. Somehow, I pushed through.

1 comment:

  1. Reminds me of the song "On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese, I lost my poor meatball (or in this case, sausage nib)....

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