Thursday, April 14, 2011

Morning Muffin Saga, Pt. 2

(5 minutes later)
Dear Muffin, I am sorry I spoke to you that way. I know that eating you will help me to gain weight, which will propel me toward my recovery goals. I unfairly impose my warped food paradigms onto your sweet, sugary self. I love you, muffin, and will gobble you up.

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