Praise to my Mother

This may embarrass her, but it's got to be done. Here's just a few of the reasons why my Mom deserves much more than the Eggs Benedict and Mimosas that I'm making her this morning:


She married the one on the right...


She produced this one....


And this one...


She let's us go to the bathroom outside...


She helps me when I'm sad...


She taught me how to clean...


She finds lattes in even the most remote of locations...


She makes us feel strong...


And, she even likes to play golf...



As you can see, my Mom is the most amazing person in the entire world, much cooler than all of your Moms (unless of course your Mom happens to be one of my grandmothers or Aunts, whereupon your Mom is pretty cool, too).

I love you more than I can possibly explain, Mom.

Happy Mother's Day!