The Right Bank for Me

The mafia is now Italy's #1 bank, according to Reuter's online. What threatens the demise of every other organization in the country provides limitless success for the mafia.

Sorry, Wells Fargo; looks like I found just the bank for me. I'm giving up on the corporate world. Need an "Independent Contractor?" I'm your gal, no 10-99 required. All I request is a giant stoagie, a sweet hat, and $1,000 in cash. That's not too much to ask, right?

Sign and date the dotted line, please.